Go on Scare Us!! What do you look like!!

[matty h]

I'm going to upset Ruario here and say that all the BMW drivers (actually driving) have been the biggest bunch of arrogant road hogs I've ever come accross. "Look at my BMW! I have posh car and a huge ego to make up for my small penis - now get out of my way"

But when they aren't driving they are ok

I hate to say it, but audi drivers have become the new BMW drivers in that respect, I (and clarkson) reckon. A real shame because both audi and beemer make lovely looking cars, and you just get labelled just for owning one.....

I'm in the "Don't like them... wouldn't have one gid unless I really really had to" category. There are far too many arseholes in them...

B ig
M ale
W anker

BMW drivers are just turds with 4 wheels!! hehehehe

[black_feather]

these last couple of years I've seen a lot more Audi's about, did they get cheaper or something?

[Johnimus Prime]

I have posh car and a huge ego to make up for my small penis - now get out of my way"

same goes for porsche

I got a company car - one of the new Honda Civics 2.2 turbo diesel. I still don't understand what all the buttons do. I'm sure one is a toaster.

[matty h]

I'm in the "Don't like them... wouldn't have one gid unless I really really had to" category. There are far too many arseholes in them...

B ig
M ale
W anker

BMW drivers are just turds with 4 wheels!! hehehehe

....so here's the weird thing, that hopefully someone can shed some light on.... I didn't write this, yet its been put in under my name!?!? Anyone know HTF that happens!???? (I wouldnt be that offensive about beemer drivers...)

[DragoonKnight]

HAX?

[Jonnywhy]

HAX!!!

[Jonnywhy]

On the subject of BMW's, I saw some quality parking today:

[Zed]

D: I want facebook friends...

[ruairio]

whats the difference between BMw's and Hedgehogs ?

Answer with the BMW's the pricks are on the inside

Gota admit I do love my car, but tend to get very funny looks from merc/bmw drivers some times may be due to that I'm usually a scruffy S.O.B t-shirt and jeans , yeah for most part they're wankers

That photo was taken at work hence the tidy appearance

BMW - big mutherfecking wankers, black mans willy, bottom mugging wankers , cannt think of anything else can you ?

pint to first man that lists 15 !

R

[BBloke]

a pint to me!!!!

BMW Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works; German auto manufacturer)
BMW Boy Meets World (Disney TV show)
BMW Bob Marley & the Wailers
BMW Black Magic Woman (Santana song)
BMW Black Magic Woman (festival)
BMW Bureau of Motor Vehicles
BMW Be My Wife
BMW Brooklyn Machine Works (bicycle manufacturer)
BMW Bombardment Wing
BMW Black Man Working
BMW Bio-Medical Waste
BMW Bus, Metro & Walk
BMW British Motor Works
BMW Bitch, Moan, and Whine
BMW Beautiful Mexican Woman
BMW Bandwidth Management Workshop (IEEE)
BMW Be My Witness
BMW Boston Metro-West
BMW Boiler Maintenance Workstation
BMW Bart Muni Walk (San Francisco Bay Area)
BMW Baby Making Weather
BMW Board of Minorities and Women
BMW Big Maine Woman
BMW Binary Moving Window
BMW Border, Midland & Westen
BMW Bus/Bike, Mom, Walk (teenager's method of transportation)
BMW Balanced Middle Weight (interventional guidewire)
BMW Boiler Maintenance Worker
BMW Bavarian Motors Work

google ftw!!!