d0n_th3_run_4ss4ss1n wrote:Hug me, TV-uncle I never had in real life, hug me and never leave me alone again!
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d0n_th3_run_4ss4ss1n wrote:@Xexes: Indivisible´s pics are off. And where is YOUR pic?!
Here is an offer to all the ladies on Fester´s:
For each picture of one of yours I´ll leave one of my "accidentally" nip slip pics.
If THAT doesn´t get you to react I threaten you to publish one of these pics each day - trust me you WILL put up some pics of you soon.
With these lines I call for all the boys and men, dudes and mateys, the tall and the heavy, the midgets and the sporty, the drunken and the beardless, the jobless and the non-smokers, the funny and the micless, the bored and the wankers - publish nip-slip pics of yours as an Anti-Propaganda against womanless Picture-Lists. Uglyans unite! Ho ho ho!
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You caught my attention now!
YES moar moar moar moar moar wait what's a nip-slip ...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/80895/meg ... mpilation/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ooooh well that depends now you don't want to scare us females off now do you? So, let's start an application form, everyone is automatically accepted and we females (and males!) can reject anyone on any sort of basis including racially, financially, physical looks, or amount of scary'aptnitude...
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Nip-Slip Permission Application
Automatically accepted unless told otherwise. Fill out Form A OR Form B.
Form A
Your Real Name (optional): _____________________
How many nipples do you have? (mandatory): _____________________
How many fingers do you have? (man.): _____________________
Are you probably a robot? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
Are you...? (circle)(man.): (under your BMI)(+/- 100 lb your BMI)( 100-200 lb > your BMI )( 200 lb + your BMI)
How hairy is your body? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
Do you shave your underarms and/or legs? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
How hairy is your chest? (circle)(man.): (Austin Powers hairy) (Pretty hairy) (Somewhat hairy) (Somewhat unhairy)
Do you currently have...? (circle all that apply)(man.): (a unibrow) (a mustache) (a beard) (a neckbeard) (a toupe)
Are you currently naked? (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
Your wife/girlfriend/imaginary girlfriend is in the bed with you and you wake up in the middle of the night. Do you...? (circle)(man.): (Smack/push/punch her while turning over) (Wake her up and demand she makes you a sammich) (Push her off the bed for other reasons) (None of the above)
Your body is shaped more like a _______ ...?:(circle)(man.): (Rocket Ship) (Upside-down Triangle) (A Tube) (Right-side-up Triangle)
In light of recent Pain-Olympics, if I should be rejected or otherwise, I agree NOT to mutilate my genitalia under any circumstances: (circle)(man.): (yes) (no)
Anything else?: _________________________________
Form B
List all that apply.
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
Nip Slip Picture URL: ____________________________
This form is PURELY in jest... Data may be distributed to underground female alliances network for other purposes.
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