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Laughed myself out of my chair more than once Great stuff.

That was BRILLIANT!

yeah, was fun to read ...bloddeh brrilliant

Some funny shit there, I like the demos arrogant drunken behaviour and of course he's sensitive about his eye
Reminds me of a guy i went to school with, he got his eye scratched out by a cat, he was defo a bit touchy about it, but would ya blame him?

that was great good to hear the engi is the closest thing to sane out of the 9 lol

The Soldier:

A clear case of dementia coupled with delusions of grandeur, which as a result have also produced a form of perfectionism in him. There is so much wrong with this man that it's staggering to think about it. He refused to tell me anything about his past, so there's no way that I can know for sure what's brought on all these neurosises.

Hmmmm, perhaps this is why I like playing soldier so much!

Jesus Lazy same here man scary shit

Isn't it though!!!!

Funny what it says about the Spy too. And sometimes very true:

Any amateur can simply put on a mask and go 'Look everyone! My name is....Heavy!

I have vital information on all the members of the opposing team. Complete, intricate biographies, their hobbies, their dislikes...everything.