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Maybe this should be in the pets corner !

I dont know weather to laugh, cry or rage

Wait, he actually swallowed the kitten? I wonder how they got it out of him? Surgery or wait for it to pass through him?
Finding it hard to believe that he actually thought he could save a kitten with CPR.

I'm trying hard not to post any eating pussy jokes

Johnimus Prime wrote:I'm trying hard not to post any eating pussy jokes

Catscan

im not sure weither i should be in shock, confused or all the above, how big is this firemans mouth and how gaping is his throat to fit a full kitten down it like hell was ron jerremy stretching this guys throat or wut

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Pet head? American fined for smoking bong containing cat

• Man tried to calm pet down with cannabis smoke
• 'Lots of people do this, I'm just the first to get caught'

* Associated Press
* guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 4 March 2009 12.12 GMT
* Article history

Acea Shomaker, Shadow the cat and the bong

Acea Shomaker, Shadow the cat and the bong. Photograph: AP

A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a marijuana bong said he had done it on other occasions and it had calmed the cat down.

Acea Schomaker of Lincoln, Nebraska, said he never intended to hurt six-month-old Shadow.

Sheriff's deputies fined 20-year-old Schomaker for animal cruelty after responding to a domestic disturbance. Officers caught him smoking from a box-like contraption with Shadow inside the 30cm x 15cm base.

Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, was fined for animal cruelty because she allegedly did not try to stop ­Schomaker, Sergeant Andy Stebbing said.

Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat two months ago from friends who had abused it. Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch but he did not want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they did not take it to an animal shelter for fear it would be put down.

Schomaker said he decided to use the bong because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it calmed the cat.

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

The bong had a 30cm piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said the pipe was built in such a way that the cat did not get too immersed in smoke.

Schomaker said police and animal ­specialists lectured him about why what he had done was cruel. He said he had learned from his mistake.

LazyEagle wrote:Pet head? American fined for smoking bong containing cat
• 'Lots of people do this, I'm just the first to get caught'

Alright, anyone else wanna own up now??

ive smoked my animals up b4 but never with them in the fucking bong ive said it b4 and ill say it again americans are idiots, im sorry xexes and dharma but its true

LOL In like the way you only apologised to Xexes and Dharma