LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:24 am
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Re: LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:49 pm
haha man he aint very good at it is hehe.. well done angry put them back in there box before he even gets out of it 
Re: LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:47 pm
Hahaha! At least he knows when it's a lost cause. Some don't.
Here is one such case that went on for over a week:
The two girls are great friends in real life but while travelling "Ann" forgot to sign out of her email and someone thought they could get some money out of that mistake.
The first conversation was lost but you can guess what it said.
Genesis
Kate: hey Ann!
you back?
Sent at 7:25 PM on Sunday
Ann: im not baby
im sad here . and i didn't hear from you again
Kate: sorry...been really busy
and i didnt understand why you wanted US dollars when you were in the UK
dont they use punds?
pounds
Ann: they use pounds
Kate: why do you need dollars then?
Ann: they have invited the Interpol already and have been giving till tommorow to pay the bills
or they will detain me in Custody ,
Kate: why do you need dollars?
Ann: can you help me with 1 thousand pounds
Kate: Interpol would never get involved in UK/Ireland affairs you fucking stupid prick
Ann: before tommorow
the bills is being listed in pounds and dollars
i mean it
Kate: Ann why cant you speak English properly?
Ann: THE METROPOLITAN POLICE
ok
Kate: you just said interpol
Ann: im sad and bored .
Kate: make up you're mind about your story
Ann: i am not allowed to get out of the hotel and my passport as been seized
Kate: your foolling no one
Ann: im not lying to you
Kate: Really...oh ok
Ann: Kate im just confused .
can you call me
Kate: yeh gimme a number to conatct you on
Ann: on the hotel phone .
Kate: go on
i need a number]
im worried about you you cu nt
Ann: (447031924352 )just tell anyone that picks the call that you want to talk to Ann room 112
ok
Kate: ill ring soon
you baldy twat
Ann: and i need 1,000 pounds.
Kate: i thought it was dollars?
Why dont you go to the embassy
Ann: can you do it for me today plx
i am not allowed
Kate: why?
where are you from?
Ann: my passport as been seized
by the hotel
Kate: where are you from?
Ann: UK
why are you asking that .
Kate: why would the hotel seize your passport if you were a UK citizen
too many loopholes in this story you fucking spa
Ann: because they feel i will run away
thehotel mangement is not taking it cool with me
Kate: have they hit you?
Ann: nd i forget my wallet in the taxi , i have the sum of 3500gbp on my wallet
An elaborate Absurd spiral of lies.
Kate: listen ill try to get 5000 wired to you
what account do i wire it to?
Ann: they are just threatning me and we have been on logger head
Kate: you have been on logger head
right
where is that?
Ann: well i would like you to send it to the Hotel Secretary information .
via western union money transfer .
ok
Kate: Ann are you a man or a woman
Ann: it is faster and secure and i can be out of here by tommorow
you are funny Kate
Kate: so are you Ann
Ann: are you doubting me ?
Kate: no not at all
you big shit
are you a man or a woman
Ann: why are you embarassing me
Kate: answer me or no money
man or woman?
Ann: i feel dissapointed that you are talking to me this way .
im a man
c'mon
Kate: whats your name?
Ann: what's wrong
Kate: hahaaaaa
Ann: Ann farrell
Kate: Ann farrell the man form the Uk yeah?
Ann: if you want to help me i would appreciate and i would get the money back to you once im out of here
Kate: are you well-hung Ann?
Ann: yeah i am
Kate: seriously?
Ann: can i give you the hotel info ?
Kate: how well-hung you are warrants how much money you will get from me?
Testing the water
Ann: i have up till tommorow to get myself out of this shit.
Kate: so....
how long have you been a man?
Ann: well im tired of your questions
Kate: if i gave you the money do you think you could find it in you to love me
i am very lonely
Ann: i have just few minutes to talk to you Kate
yeah of course
i would appreciate it alot
Kate: you would love me?
really?
Ann: my safety depends on when you send the money .
Kate: i am incredibly overweight
Ann: yes of course
Kate: you must know this before you promise to love me
Ann: i mean it ,
i would even take you with my boat to Austria ....
i promise sweetie .
Kate: wow
ok
i cangt wait
a boat to austria
a landlocked country
i love you Ann
the monmey is on its way tomorrow
i promise
Ann: i just want the hotel bills offset by tommorow morning , before the metropolitan police get involve .
i can't wait either .
okay my love
i love you too Kate
here is the hotel secretary info to send the money via western union .
Kate: go on
quickly
Ann: Last Name : Simon
First Name : Terry .
Address : 23 king edward road , Hackney London UK e96 sl.
Kate: i cant wait to hold you
Who's Terry Simon
Ann please dont lie to me
im very fat and fragile
Ann: how much will you send ? and nce you send it email me the western union details
i can't wait to cuddle you around my arms
the hotel secretary
i can't have the money pick upmyself .
i can't lie to you Kate .
Kate: 5000 pounds i promise me love
i hope you're handsome
are you gay?
oh you rgone....
youve left me like everyone else has
Ann: hi Kate
sys froze
are you there ?
Kate: ys
my love
why are they allowing you internet access?
Ann: i got your offlines and i promise baby i will never leave you .
i am allowed to internet but not to food
Kate: water?
Ann: yes
so Kate i would like you to email me early tommorow morning onc you send the moeny to the hotel secretary information .
Kate: no problem my love
Ann: so i can give the western union details to the hotel secretary to have it pick up, and let me know the amount you are sending
ok
and i would hope to meet you as soon as possible , ok
Sent at 7:56 PM on Sunday
Kate: asap
cant wait to kiss u and stuff
i have soe hair on my face due to my obesity
i hope u dont mind
Ann: hi Kate
Kate: hi lover
Ann: have been waiting to hear from you ,
i fel sad love
Kate: ?
Ann: im waiting to hear from you ,
Kate: are u not incustody yet
you fuck
Ann: the metropolitan police was here today and i was taking there
Kate: but they gave u internet access
Ann: i had to plead that i would raise it in 12 hrs
Kate: what exactly have you done wrong?
Ann: yeah im back in the hotel ,
i was giving 12 hrs ,
Kate: and the hotel for free
Ann: i did nothing
i am usng the internet to talk to you .
the hotel is not for free ,
Kate: why do the police want you
Ann: if you don't want to help me out of this siutuation then i feel you don't care for me ,
i lost my wallet in the taxi
i just get into this shit , and i feel so sad here .
Kate: why cant your parents help you?
Ann: i don't have there phone # offhand
ok
baby i would refund the money back to you
i love you Kate
Kate: why cant you ring your house?
i wa talking to your mum today in Dunnes
Ann: i am not with my phone here baby
i do not have the number offhead ,
i don't wamt pressure on my family , i belive it is something i can handle ,
Kate: i see
Ann: ok
are you helping me or not ?
Kate: but ur ma said to me today that it was grand
she'd help you out no bother
Ann ...
the truth is.....
Ann: my safety depends on when you get here .
Kate: ....i have no money
but i have a big heart for you
and a big body
Ann: i love you Kate
even without money .
when i get out of this shit i hope to meet you soon
okay so we can talk my love
Kate: definitely Ann you blonde haired little pixie
Things Get Weird
Ann: lol
how is your day going?
are you missing me ...
Kate: this is WEIRD
Ann: what?
WEIRD
?
Kate i feel dissapointed in you .
Kate: why?
its weird that i have fallen in love with someone i have never met
Ann: i am asking you for a help that would be refunded in 24 hrs
i would get your money back to you .
Kate: i suppose its not that weird consdering im terribly obese and emotionally unhinged
Ann: i just need to get out of here .
im sad here baby
i don't want this situation to get to my praents , if you can help me , i don't mind paying you back with an interest to get out of here today
Kate: you rmum knows
i was talking to her in dunnes
by the bagged lettuce
Ann: ok
well can you do it for me ?
or you call mom and give her that information
Kate: ring ye rma u twat
Ann: im not asking her
and im not talking to anyone
im dissapointed in you Kate
Paranoia
Kate: disappointed?
Brecause i ate that box of french fancies earflier?
how didi u know that?
can u run away from thotel?
Ann: I CAN'T
YOU ARE NOT CARING TO ME
Kate: hahahaaaaaaaa
listen do u want me to ring u?
bear in mind i have a Annp voice due to excess fat pressing down on my larynx
Ann: IF YOU LOVE ME , GO TO A WESTERN UNION AND SEND 1,650 GBP ON THE HOTEL SECRETARY NAME
SO I CAN BE OUT OF HERE
Kate: stop shouting i cant take this!
I hav eno money
i spent it all in Aldo's
Ann: then fuck off
im not special to you .
you told me that you will send 5,000gbp today morning
Kate: i wanted you to love me
you conned me for money
i conned you for love
we both leave hurt
wow
its like a film
Ann: and you didn''t email me
so bye if you can't help me .
Curtain Call
Kate: and with that our love floated away like a shiny red balloon that escaped the loose grasp of a child
Ann: if you do so you should have get me out of this shit .
i am giving 12 hrs .
what a fuck .
Kate: u said 12 hours yesterday
u re lying to me my love
i am sad
Fin
Here is one such case that went on for over a week:
The two girls are great friends in real life but while travelling "Ann" forgot to sign out of her email and someone thought they could get some money out of that mistake.
The first conversation was lost but you can guess what it said.
Genesis
Kate: hey Ann!
you back?
Sent at 7:25 PM on Sunday
Ann: im not baby
im sad here . and i didn't hear from you again
Kate: sorry...been really busy
and i didnt understand why you wanted US dollars when you were in the UK
dont they use punds?
pounds
Ann: they use pounds
Kate: why do you need dollars then?
Ann: they have invited the Interpol already and have been giving till tommorow to pay the bills
or they will detain me in Custody ,
Kate: why do you need dollars?
Ann: can you help me with 1 thousand pounds
Kate: Interpol would never get involved in UK/Ireland affairs you fucking stupid prick
Ann: before tommorow
the bills is being listed in pounds and dollars
i mean it
Kate: Ann why cant you speak English properly?
Ann: THE METROPOLITAN POLICE
ok
Kate: you just said interpol
Ann: im sad and bored .
Kate: make up you're mind about your story
Ann: i am not allowed to get out of the hotel and my passport as been seized
Kate: your foolling no one
Ann: im not lying to you
Kate: Really...oh ok
Ann: Kate im just confused .
can you call me
Kate: yeh gimme a number to conatct you on
Ann: on the hotel phone .
Kate: go on
i need a number]
im worried about you you cu nt
Ann: (447031924352 )just tell anyone that picks the call that you want to talk to Ann room 112
ok
Kate: ill ring soon
you baldy twat
Ann: and i need 1,000 pounds.
Kate: i thought it was dollars?
Why dont you go to the embassy
Ann: can you do it for me today plx
i am not allowed
Kate: why?
where are you from?
Ann: my passport as been seized
by the hotel
Kate: where are you from?
Ann: UK
why are you asking that .
Kate: why would the hotel seize your passport if you were a UK citizen
too many loopholes in this story you fucking spa
Ann: because they feel i will run away
thehotel mangement is not taking it cool with me
Kate: have they hit you?
Ann: nd i forget my wallet in the taxi , i have the sum of 3500gbp on my wallet
An elaborate Absurd spiral of lies.
Kate: listen ill try to get 5000 wired to you
what account do i wire it to?
Ann: they are just threatning me and we have been on logger head
Kate: you have been on logger head
right
where is that?
Ann: well i would like you to send it to the Hotel Secretary information .
via western union money transfer .
ok
Kate: Ann are you a man or a woman
Ann: it is faster and secure and i can be out of here by tommorow
you are funny Kate
Kate: so are you Ann
Ann: are you doubting me ?
Kate: no not at all
you big shit
are you a man or a woman
Ann: why are you embarassing me
Kate: answer me or no money
man or woman?
Ann: i feel dissapointed that you are talking to me this way .
im a man
c'mon
Kate: whats your name?
Ann: what's wrong
Kate: hahaaaaa
Ann: Ann farrell
Kate: Ann farrell the man form the Uk yeah?
Ann: if you want to help me i would appreciate and i would get the money back to you once im out of here
Kate: are you well-hung Ann?
Ann: yeah i am
Kate: seriously?
Ann: can i give you the hotel info ?
Kate: how well-hung you are warrants how much money you will get from me?
Testing the water
Ann: i have up till tommorow to get myself out of this shit.
Kate: so....
how long have you been a man?
Ann: well im tired of your questions
Kate: if i gave you the money do you think you could find it in you to love me
i am very lonely
Ann: i have just few minutes to talk to you Kate
yeah of course
i would appreciate it alot
Kate: you would love me?
really?
Ann: my safety depends on when you send the money .
Kate: i am incredibly overweight
Ann: yes of course
Kate: you must know this before you promise to love me
Ann: i mean it ,
i would even take you with my boat to Austria ....
i promise sweetie .
Kate: wow
ok
i cangt wait
a boat to austria
a landlocked country
i love you Ann
the monmey is on its way tomorrow
i promise
Ann: i just want the hotel bills offset by tommorow morning , before the metropolitan police get involve .
i can't wait either .
okay my love
i love you too Kate
here is the hotel secretary info to send the money via western union .
Kate: go on
quickly
Ann: Last Name : Simon
First Name : Terry .
Address : 23 king edward road , Hackney London UK e96 sl.
Kate: i cant wait to hold you
Who's Terry Simon
Ann please dont lie to me
im very fat and fragile
Ann: how much will you send ? and nce you send it email me the western union details
i can't wait to cuddle you around my arms
the hotel secretary
i can't have the money pick upmyself .
i can't lie to you Kate .
Kate: 5000 pounds i promise me love
i hope you're handsome
are you gay?
oh you rgone....
youve left me like everyone else has
Ann: hi Kate
sys froze
are you there ?
Kate: ys
my love
why are they allowing you internet access?
Ann: i got your offlines and i promise baby i will never leave you .
i am allowed to internet but not to food
Kate: water?
Ann: yes
so Kate i would like you to email me early tommorow morning onc you send the moeny to the hotel secretary information .
Kate: no problem my love
Ann: so i can give the western union details to the hotel secretary to have it pick up, and let me know the amount you are sending
ok
and i would hope to meet you as soon as possible , ok
Sent at 7:56 PM on Sunday
Kate: asap
cant wait to kiss u and stuff
i have soe hair on my face due to my obesity
i hope u dont mind
Ann: hi Kate
Kate: hi lover
Ann: have been waiting to hear from you ,
i fel sad love
Kate: ?
Ann: im waiting to hear from you ,
Kate: are u not incustody yet
you fuck
Ann: the metropolitan police was here today and i was taking there
Kate: but they gave u internet access
Ann: i had to plead that i would raise it in 12 hrs
Kate: what exactly have you done wrong?
Ann: yeah im back in the hotel ,
i was giving 12 hrs ,
Kate: and the hotel for free
Ann: i did nothing
i am usng the internet to talk to you .
the hotel is not for free ,
Kate: why do the police want you
Ann: if you don't want to help me out of this siutuation then i feel you don't care for me ,
i lost my wallet in the taxi
i just get into this shit , and i feel so sad here .
Kate: why cant your parents help you?
Ann: i don't have there phone # offhand
ok
baby i would refund the money back to you
i love you Kate
Kate: why cant you ring your house?
i wa talking to your mum today in Dunnes
Ann: i am not with my phone here baby
i do not have the number offhead ,
i don't wamt pressure on my family , i belive it is something i can handle ,
Kate: i see
Ann: ok
are you helping me or not ?
Kate: but ur ma said to me today that it was grand
she'd help you out no bother
Ann ...
the truth is.....
Ann: my safety depends on when you get here .
Kate: ....i have no money
but i have a big heart for you
and a big body
Ann: i love you Kate
even without money .
when i get out of this shit i hope to meet you soon
okay so we can talk my love
Kate: definitely Ann you blonde haired little pixie
Things Get Weird
Ann: lol
how is your day going?
are you missing me ...
Kate: this is WEIRD
Ann: what?
WEIRD
?
Kate i feel dissapointed in you .
Kate: why?
its weird that i have fallen in love with someone i have never met
Ann: i am asking you for a help that would be refunded in 24 hrs
i would get your money back to you .
Kate: i suppose its not that weird consdering im terribly obese and emotionally unhinged
Ann: i just need to get out of here .
im sad here baby
i don't want this situation to get to my praents , if you can help me , i don't mind paying you back with an interest to get out of here today
Kate: you rmum knows
i was talking to her in dunnes
by the bagged lettuce
Ann: ok
well can you do it for me ?
or you call mom and give her that information
Kate: ring ye rma u twat
Ann: im not asking her
and im not talking to anyone
im dissapointed in you Kate
Paranoia
Kate: disappointed?
Brecause i ate that box of french fancies earflier?
how didi u know that?
can u run away from thotel?
Ann: I CAN'T
YOU ARE NOT CARING TO ME
Kate: hahahaaaaaaaa
listen do u want me to ring u?
bear in mind i have a Annp voice due to excess fat pressing down on my larynx
Ann: IF YOU LOVE ME , GO TO A WESTERN UNION AND SEND 1,650 GBP ON THE HOTEL SECRETARY NAME
SO I CAN BE OUT OF HERE
Kate: stop shouting i cant take this!
I hav eno money
i spent it all in Aldo's
Ann: then fuck off
im not special to you .
you told me that you will send 5,000gbp today morning
Kate: i wanted you to love me
you conned me for money
i conned you for love
we both leave hurt
wow
its like a film
Ann: and you didn''t email me
so bye if you can't help me .
Curtain Call
Kate: and with that our love floated away like a shiny red balloon that escaped the loose grasp of a child
Ann: if you do so you should have get me out of this shit .
i am giving 12 hrs .
what a fuck .
Kate: u said 12 hours yesterday
u re lying to me my love
i am sad
Fin
Re: LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:42 pm
Haha nice going Wolf 
Re: LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:25 pm
No, it's not my conversation, I was hoping it was clear, sorry. Just meant to be a funny picture I found. 
Re: LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:53 pm
Well maybe I was complimenting you on a well found funny picture...AngryWolf wrote:No, it's not my conversation, I was hoping it was clear, sorry. Just meant to be a funny picture I found.
Re: LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:16 pm
haha nice one
Re: LOL
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:41 pm
@ the caught-out honest conman angryIndivisble, a long read but was worth it, hilarious how long that idiot tryed to con her
