one liners

nanillac · Post by **nanillac** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:41 pm

lol, stumbled this! few funny ones!!

http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Jonnywhy · Post by **Jonnywhy** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:48 am

Wow, brilliant!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

YamNivek · Post by **YamNivek** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:07 am

I like

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Advent · Post by **Advent** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:46 pm

My favourite: "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong"

oldmeme · Post by **oldmeme** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:40 pm

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Just need a great pun site now and this will be a great day...

Johnimus Prime · Post by **Johnimus Prime** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:48 pm

I'm getting into Banksys artwork at the moment and quite enjoy his quotes.

"Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It's yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head."

oldmeme · Post by **oldmeme** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:10 pm

A lot of his stuff comes off as a little pretentious to me, but some of it really gets me laughing.

Only when the last tree
Has been cut down
And the last river has dried to a trickle
Will man finally realise
That we cannot eat money
And reciting old preverbs
Makes you sound like a twat

Sharp Dagger · Post by **Sharp Dagger** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:56 pm

lol

If sex is a pain in the ass, then your doing it wrong

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