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lol, stumbled this! few funny ones!!

http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Wow, brilliant!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I like

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

My favourite: "If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong"

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Just need a great pun site now and this will be a great day...

I'm getting into Banksys artwork at the moment and quite enjoy his quotes.

"Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It's yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head."

A lot of his stuff comes off as a little pretentious to me, but some of it really gets me laughing.

Only when the last tree
Has been cut down
And the last river has dried to a trickle
Will man finally realise
That we cannot eat money
And reciting old preverbs
Makes you sound like a twat

lol

If sex is a pain in the ass, then your doing it wrong