FESTERS PLACE

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" she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers."

"Girl left her facebook on in the comp lab, she now loves anal beads, unicorns and is a lesbian. she also has a bf." xD

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? ... (rec'd): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

WIN

(859): I woke up with my shirt half off, cuddling with a 4 foot axe, and had apparently made a blanket out of streamers and a pillow out of a beer box... And I may or may not have chopped down a tree with said axe because I'm pretty sure for about 2 hours I thought i was George Washington.


LOL

(716): u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.





Nice Find Fester

Cheers

...there's some scary shit to read there

(203): I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
(337): but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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