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Loose Cannon
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:59 pm
by Cettu
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Since our announcement of Team Fortress 2 on the Mac, we've received literally thousands of emails from over seven people, curious as to how the Apple comic shown in the update fits into the ongoing TF saga. Did Saxton Hale really buy the Apple company? Can Heavy's gun actually shoot email bullets now? Who was that mysterious figure? And why were Valve's lawyers so insistent that he remain mysterious?
Some good questions. Good enough, anyway, that when we angrily confronted our writers with them, they got that look animals get when they're walking across a road in the middle of the night, headlights appear, and they realize they're about to lose their jobs. Following a frantic search through the internet for fancy excuse words, they came up with an answer.
Apparently the Apple comic was non-canon. Think of it like a "commercial". Then imagine yourself removing the quote marks around "commercial", because it was a commercial. "Ah, now I get it," you're saying. Just in case you're lying, here's another example: Say Team Fortress was Hercules. Our class updates would be all of those times that Hercules fought gorgons or suplexed an evil king into a mountain. The Apple update would be like the time Hercules enjoyed a jalapeño popper platter at Applebees.
Since this announcement creates a canon-shaped void in the lives of TF2's biggest story fans—our writers—we let them "imagineer" (their words) an epic Engineer story spanning three generations.
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Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:24 pm
by Joples
Really interesting read, also gives an idea behind the golden wrench.
Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:26 pm
by Califax
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
And the engi is the first char that gets a name!!!
Dell Conagher...
Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:27 pm
by Cettu
New sentry gun behind the "who-" speech bubble on page 8?
Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:39 pm
by Devvil
I want s´moar
Cettu wrote:New sentry gun behind the "who-" speech bubble on page 8?
Its not new
its just the "in-beetween" tranformation from level 1 to level 2 or lvl2 to 3 I dunno
Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:02 pm
by (KK) Fogold
Califax wrote:AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
And the engi is the first char that gets a name!!!
Dell Conagher...
Nah, the Solly and the Demoman got a name in the last class update
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Awesome comic though, this is why I love Valve
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Edit: Also, did anyone notice the Australia shaped mark on the wall on page 4, behind Barnabas Hale? It's pretty accurate.
Compare:
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Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:31 pm
by Califax
Damn... forgot that...
Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:56 am
by Toco
all lies and slander, the engis real name is toco, valve just doesnt know it
Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:15 pm
by Professor Layton
Australium wrench.
Au = Gold in the periodic table.
Just thought I'd point that out, even though people probably already noticed.
Re: Loose Cannon
Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 1:58 pm
by Knails
I reckon the gold wrench, is to make people into Australium metal. which you can then pick up. which allows you to make different types of buildings that need australium to make.
you heard it from me first folks.
