Why Canada is Awesumz

Joples · Post by **Joples** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:11 am

HitmanTJ03 · Post by **HitmanTJ03** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:16 pm

'Mellow' bears, you can't make this stuff up.

LazyEagle · Post by **LazyEagle** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:24 pm

I think I saw a documentary about this very issue before.

No wait, maybe it was an episode of Trailer Park Boys I'm thinking about!

BBloke · Post by **BBloke** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:03 pm

Oh god... looks whats on the same page!!!!

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-man ... al-grinder" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

LazyEagle · Post by **LazyEagle** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:14 pm

"The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day. "

Awwwwwww! What a tough day for the poor penis!

SmokeDef · Post by **SmokeDef** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:03 pm

Industrial penis pumps are for industrial penises only. I bet he didn't read the warning sign.

Toco · Post by **Toco** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:05 pm

we all know those bears where munching on the plants lol, too baked to care

AngryWolf · Post by **AngryWolf** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:29 pm

A similar "bearly" article on that site made me laugh hard:

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/837821-k ... m-facebook" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

BBloke · Post by **BBloke** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:21 am

An email was sent out saying: "We do not allow photos that contain nudity, drug use or violence."

Sometimes I wish I was a teddy!