another 10 000 post topic

dreamachine · Post by **dreamachine** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:32 pm

what sorcery is this?! buckley, being funny?!

Califax · Post by **Califax** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:02 pm

nicely done...

Renax · Post by **Renax** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:00 am

So broke me rear speakers.....

Fester · Post by **Fester** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:00 pm

Craigs List makes me laugh

"I am asking if anyone can help me get out of the country with my young 1 year old son. I'm afraid of what natural disasters or other things might be coming in 2012 according to the bible. I'm a Christian and I just want to do what's right before God and for my son. This is a complicated situation and I may need help from someone who has a private jet. I would also like help to start an end times rock band to warn the world to turn to God's Love when tribulation escalates but I don't even know if there's gonna be time for all that. "

all you need is a private jet and the ability to create a famous rock band and you could save this poor woman!

FullMetal · Post by **FullMetal** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:30 pm

Scientologists super powers and mystical weapons will be saving them from it.

LazyEagle · Post by **LazyEagle** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:15 pm

Fester wrote:Craigs List makes me laugh

"I am asking if anyone can help me get out of the country with my young 1 year old son. I'm afraid of what natural disasters or other things might be coming in 2012 according to the bible. I'm a Christian and I just want to do what's right before God and for my son. This is a complicated situation and I may need help from someone who has a private jet. I would also like help to start an end times rock band to warn the world to turn to God's Love when tribulation escalates but I don't even know if there's gonna be time for all that. "

all you need is a private jet and the ability to create a famous rock band and you could save this poor woman!

Does the bible even say anything about 2012?

I thought it was just the end of the Mayan calendar? (which in my opinion is their version of the Y2K glitch)

Of course, I'm sure you could use cockamamie numerology to point to whatever fecking day in history you want to by cherrypicking from the bible.

dreamachine · Post by **dreamachine** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:27 pm

re: the mayans and 2012, it is the end of their calender, which is based on the stars and astrology. in 2012 its also the end of the age of pisces and the start of the age of aquarius, which is the only reason their caldender ends. each age lasts for 2000+ years, which is plenty fucking time to make a new calender if you ask me.