Just been attacked by a maybug

[Taekwon-joe]

Had the windows wide opened and this massive fucker of a beetle flew in. Scared the shite out of me.

Its this dammed weather. Bloody insects everywhere.




Anyone else having trouble keeping the feckers out?

[dreamachine]

just had a coupla moths and some crane flies, & because its summer and i have to have my windows open or ill roast in my bed when the sun decides to start coming up. and thanks to the lack of houses out back and the way my house is positioned, i get the sun shining thru my window at like half 3 in the fucking morning

tho if 1 of those maybug fuckers came in my room, i would scream the house down and then promptly shit my pants

[Toco]

ive been getting some huge ass bees in the house, something which im not afraid to admit im deathly afraid of for good reasons but thankfully the vacume is never far away

[dreamachine]

dont mention BEES!!!!
i thought id forgotten about them! they're like bears with wings! and they always fly in my window on a morning and wake me up!
they're so loud and/or so close to me they sound like next door's got the lawnmower out!

[Toco]

consider urself lucky they only piss u off, last time i was stung i was in the hospital for a week

[Exterminatus]

Yay for living on the 9th floor. I don't get any insects up here with the exception of some rather large ordinary flies.

[Devvil]

you guys need to get a pet, they love to eat bugs
At least mine does

[dreamachine]

consider urself lucky they only piss u off, last time i was stung i was in the hospital for a week

thanks to fight or flight reflexes, i usually run screaming out of the room
never been stung yet, dont plan on ever being stung either

[dreamachine]

you guys need to get a pet, they love to eat bugs
At least mine does

a mate of mine used to keep venus fly traps, for the obvious reason

[Devvil]

how can those things survive the winter if there almost no bugs ? does he buy him dead bugs or something ?