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[Johnimus Prime]

FTW

Congratulations on being so clever and humerous.

[LazyEagle]

Missing class isn't cool Hobbit.

An education is a wonderful thing, and not something you should squander.

(Johnimus hangs his head as waves of guilt about not paying enough attention and realising how much more cool stuff he could have learned smash into him with impossible ferocity)

And FTW is NEVER appropriate in forums (although shorthand in game is acceptable as long as you don't have a mic - and even that relinquishes your right to have anybody pay you any attention). The English language is a beautiful cacophany of verbs, phrases and enunciation.

Squandering and abusing it with shorthand is just plain rude. And using it in the same scentence as Led Zeppelin, whose song lyrics may I remind you have a foundation heavily based on the works of Tolkien, a Professor of language at Oxford no less, is nothing short of unrefined.

Now this may sound pompous, but I am merely trying be the edifier where so many may encourage you to stray from the path of righteous enlightenment to which you are entitled.

However, taking into consideration the verbal tirade I have thrust upon you, I am obliged to remind you that swearing in it's appropriate juncture can be entirely approrpiate.

So I'm going to shut the fuck up, stop showing off, and hope that in the future you can indulge a little imagination into your posts

YEAH!

what he said...

[vonklinkerhoffen]

Transformers 2, also directed by Michael Bay...oh dear.

Went to transformers with friends (more than year ago) and all but 1 found the movie dissappointing.

Transformers = trans-for-ming and what u get :
Some hyperkinetic fast transforming in 2 seconds. Ehhhh hello ?

Camera-work was sometimes so hectic you havent got a clue which bot was firing at which bot (think it was last scene) and not only my opinion.

I like movies where u see the action or animations clearly, not where they use fast dodgy camerawork to cover up the lack of budget for special effects

Or...just because its "trendy" like MTV clips

[infidel]

Lazy, Don't get me wrong! I love Transformers, I had like 13 different transformers when I was in the 3rd grade, but the movies are SHIT. ~fin~

Ya know, this is wierd, but I am in total agreement w/ Heavy(a first??)
Transformers was teh suck. Appalling. I found it very hard to sit through. If I was 20 years younger then maybe the eyecandy would overwhelm me and I could overlook how terrible the rest of the film is. But i'm not, so it doesnt.

Klink is on the ball too w/ close zoom shaky cam being used to ill effect...not just transformers, seems to be a general trend. Annoys the fuck outta me.

[YamNivek]

FTW

Congratulations on being so clever and humerous.

I try my hardest.

[Jonnywhy]

The biggest problem I had with transformers is that it is so darn long, lop 30mins off and it'd be a much better film. I liked the action in it, but just got bored

[heavy_the_hobbit]

Ya know, this is wierd, but I am in total agreement w/ Heavy

HOLY FUCK, THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING.

[FullMetal_old]

I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!! Arrgggg ! PEW PEW

[Taekwon-joe]

I sort of liked transformers just cos it was mindless fun and it was kind of humorous even when it wasn't intentional.

I have to agree that the whole dodgy camera work was a pain in the arse. Half the time I didn't know who was fighting who which might be due to the fact that all the robots LOOKED AND SOUNDED THE SAME!!

Then at the end I was like, "Wait.. what? The black robot died? Meh... dont care"

[Toco]

at least they arnt trying to do a street fighter movie oh wait i was wrong they are....fuck whats next battle toads the movie