(looks around for dharma and xexes)
Why do women like intelligent men?
Opposites attract.
Some mornings I wake up grouchy...and some mornings I just let her sleep!
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told!
(and the worst one i found!)
Why do women have tits and cunts?
Because otherwise they would be completely fucking useless.
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Why do women float??
Because they're scum! -best sexists joke i've heard
Because they're scum! -best sexists joke i've heard
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Why did the women cross the road?
I dont know but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
Unrelated harsh joke:
What's 18 inches long, stiff and makes women cry?
A dead baby.
I dont know but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
Unrelated harsh joke:
What's 18 inches long, stiff and makes women cry?
A dead baby.
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I laughed out loudFoxoF wrote:Why did the women cross the road?
I dont know but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
"Hey actually Jonnywhy is right" - AngryWolf
"I agree with Jonnywhy" - Supernova
"Jonnywhy you're about as useful as a ashtray on a motor bike!" - Fester
"I agree with Jonnywhy" - Supernova
"Jonnywhy you're about as useful as a ashtray on a motor bike!" - Fester
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Why do women have 2 holes close together?
So you can carry them home like a six pack!
So you can carry them home like a six pack!
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