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Fester · Post by **Fester** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:11 pm

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" she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers."

Joples · Post by **Joples** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:00 pm

"Girl left her facebook on in the comp lab, she now loves anal beads, unicorns and is a lesbian. she also has a bf." xD

Zraic · Post by **Zraic** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:23 pm

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? ... (rec'd): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

WIN

Devvil · Post by **Devvil** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:49 pm

(859): I woke up with my shirt half off, cuddling with a 4 foot axe, and had apparently made a blanket out of streamers and a pillow out of a beer box... And I may or may not have chopped down a tree with said axe because I'm pretty sure for about 2 hours I thought i was George Washington.

LOL

(716): u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.

Nice Find Fester

Cheers

SmokeDef · Post by **SmokeDef** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:00 am

...there's some scary shit to read there

DHARMA AGENT · Post by **DHARMA AGENT** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:54 am

(203): I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight

(337): but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?

ok no more

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