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[Thanatosgratus]

[Califax]

Story behind it:


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[BBloke]

Good on the kid for standing up to the loser... shame he only suffered a grazed knee...

[dreamachine]

i forgot i brought this up in game the other day

indiana jones: peadophile!
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You Know Him As:

The adventurous, treasure-hunting, Nazi-murdering, Karen Allen-boning archetypal badass, responsible for thousands of disillusioned archaeology freshmen who didn't realize that "Bullwhip Acrobatics" is not included in most university curriculums.

But You Almost Knew Him As:

A creepy pedophile.

In Raiders of the Lost Ark, we find out that prior to the events of the movie, Indy and Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) had an affair that ended when he was 27 and she was about 17. But their relationship took place in the 1920s, when (adjusting for inflation) 17 was like a solid 25 in modern breasts, so it's at least pretty much kosher according to the conventions of the time.

But no possible justification could make Indy anything other than a "sick child molester" if he had boned Marion when she was, say, just 11 years-old. Which is exactly what Lucas and Spielberg originally planned for him.

During a 70s brainstorming session for Raiders, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas seriously considered the idea that Indiana Jones' backstory should totally include the time he had sex with a girl who still had most of her baby teeth. Lucas commented that it would be "amusing," to which Spielberg immediately added that it would be even funnier if Marion was this 12 year-old slut who came on to Indy and seduced him!

Of course, the first movie wouldn't actually show Indiana Jones molesting a tween, but the terrifying implication would have still been there.

Other ages were also suggested, but Lucas made it clear that they shouldn't go higher than 16 with the sex, because then "it's not interesting anymore."

also 17 is underage in america

[Joples]

[Renax]

If you watch Cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place.

[dreamachine]

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Marshall Islands Legalize Cocaine

Majuro (CBS International) - The newly inducted president of the Republic of the Marshall Islands has announced the tiny Pacific nation had legalized the use of cocaine by executive order.

President Jurelang Zedkaia, a traditional chief and politician, said the Marshall Islands would also be introducing a no-visa unrestricted entry program for foreign nationals of any country.

The shock move appears to have been prompted by a need for foreign currency as the rising sea levels threaten to submerge the country.

The Marshall Islands are an archipelago of 29 atolls and five islands, located in the middle of the Pacific, about 2,500 miles from Hawaii. The population of the country is less than 70,000.

The low-lying atolls are susceptible to immersion in the Pacific as climate change causes a rise in the sea level. Experts agree that the country could cease to exist by 2040.

"We are not going the way of Kiribati. We're not going to abandon our homes and pick fruit for those who caused this," President Zedkaia said, referring to similarly beleagured Kiribati's moves to settle its population in Australia and New Zealand under the migrant labor schemes of those countries.

Speaking on camera, the visibly emotional Marshallese leader said that the Marshall Islands have a proud history of thousands of years. "Then the Westerners came, first it was the atomic bombs, and then now their irresponsible emissions are drowning our islands. We are tired of being raped and victimized. As a sovereign nation, I declare the right of this country to legalize any substance it wishes."

The revenue from cocaine sales would help the country build sea defenses, or buy up more elevated islands in other parts of the Pacific, the president explained.

When asked where the cocaine would be sourced from, President Zedkaia refused to comment, but assured the assembled reporters that it was "the real thing, uncut and pure, the best you can get."

The Marshall Islands were the site of nuclear testing prior to independence from the United States, and Marshallese claims against the US in regard to the fallout from the atomic testing are ongoing.

US Ambassador to the Marshall Islands, Martha Campbell, was present at the unexpected announcement in Majuro, the capital, but declined to speak to reporters and left the premises of the presidential palace immediately.

A spokesperson for the US State Department did not immediately return calls.

[Bowzie]

Ha cool enough, I can see that place becoming a big centre for drug trafficking to the U.S though.
You know they have cocaine cafes in Bolivia?

[dreamachine]

my mates just come back from a tour of south america and mexico, i think she probs stopped by boliva, but she deffo mentioned the cocaine cafes

also she snuck into and slept in a mayan temple

[Fester]

aye you can even get Coke tea in Bolivia. i have some of the tea bags here, yet to try um.

fair play to them though, Marshall Islands needs money and whats the best way to get easy money? become a drug dealer! couple years they will be close on Abu Dhabi for wealth!